December 2010
We're breaking it off.
Dear American University, Hofstra University, and University of Michigan, I’m so sorry I’ve been such a tease. You must understand that when I submitted my CommonApp supplements to your schools I was under the full impression that it would be followed by my application and my transcripts.  Upon getting into Emerson, and receiving more money than I could have hoped for, I no longer...
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They don't count.
Me: RYAN THERE ARE 765 CALORIES IN EVERY CHIPOTLE BURRITO I EAT. OH MY GOSH. THIS IS WHY I’M FAT. I FIGURED IT OUT. Ryan: Chipotle calories don’t count. 
Dec 29th
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michaeljfoxy asked: Though you speak quite clearly, YouTube's audio transcription fails once more:
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Dec 29th
michaeljfoxy asked: Though you speak quite clearly, YouTube's audio transcription fails once more:
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Dec 29th
My special talent in life.
I am scarily good at tweeting things that are exactly 140 characters. I realize many people might also have the ability, but I just think I’ve got something individual going for me. The Twitter fail whale smiles down on me from heaven. 
Dec 28th
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I can't believe it.
I am so incredibly thankful to all of my subscribers. Yesterday I posted a video that I wanted to hit 1000 subscribers by January 1st and I just… didn’t think it would happen. By some grace of Potter I now have 1025 subscribers and I just don’t know what to say! I know there’s only about 150 of you here, but I was wondering what you guys would like to see in my 1000...
Dec 27th
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Worst fashion trends?
Yahoo! I generally think your fashion opinions are shaky, and sometimes I disagree, but this is an outrage! A) you slammed “Nerd Couture” which is… my only couture.  B) you dislike mustaches… Specifically: IRONIC MUSTACHES. So guys, if you have a mustache and it is full of irony, you have terrible fashion sense. But if you keep the irony to a minimum you’re good....
Dec 26th
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jamiekennedyexperiment asked: I just wanted to say hello and that I really enjoy your youtube videos :) I hope you had a very lovely Christmas!
Dec 26th
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jamiekennedyexperiment asked: I just wanted to say hello and that I really enjoy your youtube videos :) I hope you had a very lovely Christmas!
Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
bernedownthehouse asked: http://fuckyeahboxers.tumblr.com/post/2448298763/tanner-the-hufflepuppy

I thought of you for obvious reasons.
Dec 25th
I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. -Charles Dickens
Dec 25th
Can we play a game?
It’s called the worst comments on Alex’s (nerimon’s) videos, because scrolling through those is like… the most scandalous internet experience on youtube.  “If my friends did that to me, it would result in punches. But if nerimon did that to me? It would result in make outs.”  “how is it that she is sitting on a couch with both ALEX DAY AND TOM MILSON...
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bernedownthehouse asked: http://fuckyeahboxers.tumblr.com/post/2448298763/tanner-the-hufflepuppy

I thought of you for obvious reasons.
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You can pay him directly.
“96? 96 dollars a year, that’s what it would cost to offset my carbon consumption… or my carbon production, or whatever. If I pay Al Gore 96 dollars I will not have any global warming attached to my name. I think you can pay him directly, I think you just write him a check and he just takes care of it. He does, he eats the carbon, that’s exactly right, that’s how he...
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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The hypocrisy of my life.
I am me. Which means I attempt to do everything I can in avoidance of leaving comments like THIS:  “Well thank you very much, sir. You’re videos are incredibly planned out and I thank you for watching one of mine. Party on. Happy to be a part of the family. XD” Wondering what’s wrong, or did it catch your attention right away?! Yeah, I used the wrong form of...
Dec 23rd
Not possible.
Alyssa: Shit! It’s 11! Me: Yeah… Alyssa: Mom wanted me home at 10:30. Me: That didn’t happen. Alyssa: It could still happen. Me: No. I don’t think it could.
Dec 23rd
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Examples of the gifts I give:
A shoebox full of: toothbrush bracelets, chocolate, faux feathers, and a copy of “You’re a Good Sport Charlie Brown.”  This is why people never want to receive my presents. 
Dec 21st
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